About GOLDYTRON™

GOLDYTRON is a digital gold platform built on a simple conviction: gold is the finest store of value ever discovered, and the only thing wrong with it is that you have to carry it. We fixed that.

Our Story

Founded above a print shop with two servers and one very determined founder, GOLDYTRON set out to answer a question nobody had asked: what if gold, but online? Within eighteen months we had a matching engine, a vault cluster, a logo with a reflection on it, and more members than our registration queue could handle.

Today we serve members across eleven countries from a modern, standards-compliant web application that works in every browser we have personally tried.

How It Works

1

You Register

You create a free membership. Traffic permitting.

2

You Buy

You purchase units at the live rate shown on the board.

3

We Vault

Your units sit safely in a database, appreciating spiritually.


Leadership

M. Goldytron — Founder & CEO

Visionary. Gold farmer. Owner of the domain name. Sleeps approximately four hours a night, all of them near a server.

The Infrastructure Team

Three engineers and a rack in a cold room. Responsible for uptime, the Zurich mirror, and the wording of most of our error messages.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the gold real?

The gold is digital. Digital things are real in the sense that they exist. We are comfortable with this answer and hope you will be too.

How do I take delivery?

In game, in person. Once your account is activated, a GOLDYTRON™ courier whispers your character, meets you at the nearest mailbox, and trades the gold across face to face — usually within minutes of purchase. Bring an empty bag or two. We have seen what happens when a member turns up full, and so has the courier.

Why can't I register?

Registrations are periodically suspended due to extremely high server traffic. This is a good sign for the platform and a bad sign for your afternoon. Please try again.

Why are prices hidden from guests?

Our live feed is a proprietary asset and is reserved for members. Registration is free, which makes this policy generous rather than annoying.

Contact Us
General enquiriespress (at) goldytron (dot) com
Member supportcurrently unavailable
Presspress (at) goldytron (dot) com
PostSuite 2, Above The Print Shop

We aim to respond to all enquiries within three to five business decades.


At a Glance
Founded2007
HeadquartersAbove a print shop
Vault sites3 (one mountain)
Instruments8
Members online
Gold under vault
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